Cute joke

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror.
Since her birthday was not far off, he
asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.
I'd like to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms,
and then took her to Six Flags theme
park. What a day ! He put her on every ride
in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear,
the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster.. everything
there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.
He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's.
What a fabulous adventure ! Finally she wobbled home
with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly
asked, Well Dear, what was it like being six again ??
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
I meant my Dress Size, you idiot !!

Remember to enjoy life, whatever dress size you are!
-goldenfan

Wed. Jan 18, 12:03pm

Very punny

A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

Thursday, January 19, 2006, 10:16 PM

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