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favorite Simpsons quotes

"Lisa, in this house we OBEY the laws of thermodynamics!"

Sat. Jul 28, 1:09pm

Homer: "If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers."

Saturday, July 28, 2007, 1:46 PM

Nelson, "Heh! HEH!"

Monday, July 30, 2007, 1:30 AM

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"I'll teach you to laugh at something that's funny!!" (while choking bart)

Monday, July 30, 2007, 2:53 AM

Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Monday, July 30, 2007, 9:59 AM

Homer drinking Duff Beer- "Nothing like a depressant to chase the blues away"

Monday, July 30, 2007, 11:24 AM

Apu: I always thought karma was baloney, but now I know it’s not.
Homer: Mmmm, caramel baloney

Monday, July 30, 2007, 12:18 PM

Homer: 'I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the blue-noses with my cocky stride and musty odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"'

Monday, July 30, 2007, 1:50 PM

Ralph Wiggum: I saw principal skinner and mrs. krabapple in the closet making babies, and i saw one of the babies, and the baby smiled at me.

Monday, July 30, 2007, 7:03 PM

Doctor: This man has 104% body fat! Hey, no eating in the tank!
Homer: [with a chicken drumstick] Go to hell.

Monday, July 30, 2007, 11:30 PM

Ralph after a sugar binge: "I'm happy and angry!!!!!!!!!"

Tuesday, July 31, 2007, 10:40 AM

From the Simpson's movie:

Bart: This is the worst day of my life.
Homer: No son, this is the worst day of your life so far!

Tuesday, August 7, 2007, 10:53 AM

Homer: "I can't be a missionary. I don't even believe in Jeebus."

Ralph: "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

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Tuesday, August 7, 2007, 1:43 PM

Homer upset about the bears in Springfield, leads a march on city hall chanting:

"We're here, we're queer, we don't want any more bears"

Wednesday, August 15, 2007, 11:24 AM

1124, i always chant that! i don't think people usually get it...

Wednesday, August 15, 2007, 2:06 PM

Homer, after getting job at Springfield nuclear plant
"Only in America, I can have a job!"

Me too. :-)

Wednesday, August 15, 2007, 2:34 PM

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