How many group members does it take to change a light bulb?

One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

Five to flame the spell checkers.

Three to correct spelling/grammar flames.

Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... Another six to condemn those six as stupid.

Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling.

Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.

Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs and there fore the posts are relevant to this group.

Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL.

Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

Three to tell a funny story about their show dog and a light bulb.

AND

One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now with
Something unrelated they found at snopes.Com and start the crap all over again!!!!!!

Sat. Mar 31, 6:58am

LOVE IT!!!

You are TALENTED. This was great. KUDOS!

Saturday, March 31, 2007, 8:35 AM

this is spam.

Saturday, March 31, 2007, 8:37 AM

LOL!

That was great! I love it too.

I'll have to post my comment about my show dog as related to this thread later.

Saturday, March 31, 2007, 9:27 AM

spam?? how is it spam??

Saturday, March 31, 2007, 9:53 AM

This is Fantastic!! whats great it probably 6 people will be like " this is not a forum to complain and joke!! take this elsewhere!!! and check your grammar, because grammar is essential!!"
loved it:)

Saturday, March 31, 2007, 10:03 AM

Looks like the OP forgot to include "1 member to shout SPAM".

Saturday, March 31, 2007, 10:22 AM

ROFLMAO

Saturday, March 31, 2007, 10:28 AM

laughs I love it at first I thought it was a bit sarcastic but than what I like about it. humor is one thing that we should all strive to hold onto. My sense of humor has got Me through some hard times and we need to learn to laugh at ourselves and laugh with other people instead of taking life so seriously. its too short not to enjoy it every way you can.

Saturday, March 31, 2007, 10:34 AM

that was the intent of my joke...i was hoping someone would get it soon! this is really funny!

Saturday, March 31, 2007, 10:34 AM

i am the 1034 poster

re: the "this is spam" comment.

Saturday, March 31, 2007, 10:35 AM

OH i get it LOL

Saturday, March 31, 2007, 10:38 AM

Im the 10:34 poster I definately get it but dont bank on everyone getting it. but I have a different sense of humor lol

Saturday, March 31, 2007, 10:48 AM

absolutely friggin' funny!!!

Saturday, March 31, 2007, 10:50 AM

LOL..to good

Saturday, March 31, 2007, 11:41 AM

BRILLIANT!! Keep them coming.

mariarose

Saturday, March 31, 2007, 8:01 PM

LOL

Sunday, April 1, 2007, 8:37 AM

Beautiful, Jay Leno is calling

Sunday, April 1, 2007, 8:47 AM

wow he calls you too!!

Sunday, April 1, 2007, 2:20 PM

ROFLMAO

Friday, April 20, 2007, 5:41 PM

lol...

I actually had to read this out loud to grasp its full funniness...lol.

And then a few posts down someone is arguing whether or not its spam!! lmao

Thanks for dragging this out of the depths :)

Friday, April 20, 2007, 11:45 PM

Bump... this is to funny not to share with the newbies:D

Wednesday, May 30, 2007, 1:45 PM

I was just going to post this but thought I would search for it first :)

Bump

Sunday, February 17, 2008, 3:30 PM

Spam?! I love spam! Here is a link to the uses for spam:

http://www.spam.com/

And here is link on the proper use of the internet phenomeon:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E-mail_spam

To those of us who grew up one spam..... !

(I know, I know thread Nazis.... this post is not about SPAM. So....)

If you ever run out of lightbulbs, you can use a can o' spam. The stuff was not originally manufactured as food, so it glows in the dark. :)

Friday, June 13, 2008, 1:53 AM

bump

Tuesday, January 5, 2010, 8:41 PM

Thanks for bumping it. I never saw its before. Hilarious.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010, 9:05 PM

Love it, but I did notice a few spelling errors while making my way through the comments... *wink*

Wednesday, January 6, 2010, 7:56 AM

well, hopefully the OP has found happiness somewhere in their life since the OP is complaining on how terrible everyone is.

And, yes, the OP made typos. Imagine that.

Wednesday, January 6, 2010, 9:07 AM

My show dog and I love this!! Gotta go change a lightbulb (or is it light bulb) now.

Thursday, January 7, 2010, 9:37 AM

You forgot the three posters to sit around philosophizing about the process of changing light bulbs, what lessons we can learn from it, what it says about us as human beings, and how it relates to life, death, and the universe at large.

Thursday, January 7, 2010, 4:03 PM

You should go check out the post titled "Lifestyle change motivational quotes." I think it just goes to prove the OP's point!

Thursday, January 7, 2010, 7:58 PM

yikes, that one is a bit nasty, but complaining about complainers doesn't separate us or make us any better.

Friday, January 8, 2010, 6:24 AM

Brilliant!

Friday, January 8, 2010, 9:37 PM

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