What have you lost? Fun for a giggle.

I'm sure this has been on this forum before, but I couldn't find it again.
So here goes; I have lost a cinder block and am very glad. Imagine carrying one around! I used to.
Have fun.x.

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human's skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale's brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant's heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant's penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World's Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she's 5'11")
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she's 5'4")
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony

Thu. Jul 16, 10:22am

lol this is funny!

Currently I have lost an average house cat (although my cats must be larger than average because two of them weigh more than that).

I want to lose between a 5000 BTU air conditioner and an elephant's penis - ROFL!

Thursday, July 16, 2009, 10:34 AM

Haha....this is a funny way to look at it :)

I've currently lost a sperm whale's brain and would like to lose a house cat or bald eagle!

Thursday, July 16, 2009, 11:48 AM

I've been working out for months and I lost a guinea pig but when my time of the month comes along, it seems like I gain a rack of baby back ribs.

My first goal is a chihuahua and ultimately, I'm hoping to lose a sperm whale's brain.

Also, my husband was working out for a few days and somehow lost a chihuahua and an inch off his waist. I feel like that woman on whatever diet commercial talking about how she cuts out junk food and only loses a little bit but her husband loses massive amounts of weight.

Thursday, July 16, 2009, 3:33 PM

I've lost 10 dozen large eggs, on my way to losing somewhere between a mid-sized microwave and an average human leg :D

Thursday, July 16, 2009, 5:51 PM

I've lost an average 2 year old and am hoping to lose another one!! HAHAHAHAH!!!

Thursday, July 16, 2009, 9:51 PM

as of right now I have released a average size man and a ostritch egg when I finish I will have released Arnie and a Chihuahua..lol
*lynneta*

Friday, July 17, 2009, 4:44 PM

Holy Moley!!!!

Bwah! As of today, I've lost a whole 2-month old horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, July 17, 2009, 5:26 PM

I've lost a human's skin (ewww...) and hope to lose an additional sperm whale's brain (ewww...)

Friday, July 17, 2009, 8:51 PM

I've lost a Chihuahua and want to lose a 5-gallon bottle of water by next June. That's kind of ironic since I feel like I drink one everyday!

Friday, July 17, 2009, 10:28 PM

I've been dieting for a year now, and all I've lost is 365 days :o)

Monday, July 20, 2009, 5:11 AM

This thread is cute....

I have lost the "fats and oils an average American eats in a year" and would like to lose "a cinder block" more for a total of "a 2 month old horse".

Tuesday, July 21, 2009, 7:57 PM

I've lost the chemical additives an American consumes each year. I would like to lose an additional ten dozen large eggs.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 12:35 PM

great thread

I've lost a Chihuahua so far, and would like to loose an average 2 year old, total (but I'd settle for an automobile tire!)

Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 1:47 PM

*lose, not loose. I'd never let the average 2 year old loose.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 1:48 PM

I lost a chihuahua. In my boobs, mostly, it seems. I am going to giggle all evening about that one....

Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 9:25 PM

Sigh. I'm aiming for losing two bloodhounds and a human brain. So far, I've lost the brain, a human head, a bald eagle, a chihuahua, and two guinea pigs. Thank you for the laugh.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 10:28 PM

Another viewpoint!

With my first pregnancy I gained (and lost!) the world largest ball of tape; then, I lost an average 2 year old; then, with my second, I gained (and lost!) a 5000 BTU air conditioner. LOL love it!

Wednesday, July 21, 2010, 11:51 PM

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